From an anonymous communiqué:

Tucson banner 4-2-08On January 20th, Tucson’s chapter of HAND (Hooligans Attack at Night, Duh!) paid a visit to Si Schorr’s house. We wanted to give him a special going away party.

January 15th marked the last day of Si’s role as Chairman of the Arizona State Transportation Board, but not his last chance to profit from his pet project, the I-10 Bypass, as a real estate lawyer. We etched slogans like “No I-10 Bypass,” “Glad You’re Gone, Chairman,” and “Protect Arizona’s Wildlife” on his windows and redecorated his big garage door with a huge “Fuck You, Fuck the I-10 Bypass.” Sorry we couldn’t contain ourselves on our way out from splattering gigantic blobs of paint on your driveway and sidewalk. Not!

The I-10 Bypass would destroy huge swaths of our beautiful desert home in Southern Arizona. The Bypass is only going to profit real estate developers (and their lawyers), and transnational corporations. I-10, a corridor of the future, is a crucial part of the CANAMEX Corridor, which, if built, will make the Tucson area a part of the new artery for NAFTA traffic in the Western US. This Bypass has seen rowdy opposition as each new alignment is proposed. Four down, one to go.

Dear Si:
We will hold you accountable for all of the harm that you are causing by pushing this plan through. The wild places and animals demand that you get fucked with nonstop until the road is canceled. Maybe you don’t understand how we could care so much. Remember that we are watching you!

You’re our special scumbag–and this one was just for fun.